Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Subway Massacre

Nick expected a quiet, nice day to jam with Payphone(s). Jeremy came along with him, and they were waiting for Marcus and Zac(Emily Chan couldn't make it) when Ken passed by, looking good-naturedly puzzled by the world as usual.

He told Nick and Jer they were playing futsal when the space shuttle from question 18 of the EST paper exploded in the middle of the futsal field. The whole gang of friends ran for cover. Ken, who predicted the whole incident occurring, decided to slip away to Summit. Jay who was a superb sprinter arrived moments after Ken. Iqan who complained of headache came up the escalator very shortly after Jay, his gaze lingering on Nick. Seeming to be unable to recognize Nick, he slouched off somewhere else.

It was because of them, Nick abandoned his original plan to wait for Marcus and dragged Jeremy outside Summit to wait for Liesl's gang. Halfway through the journey, he met Ammar, Zarif and Fahim, also form futsal. They waved happily for awhile, then Nick proceeded with his quest, Jeremy close behind.

Right outside Summit, Schaun, Yuva, Isaac, Scott, Liesl, Farhan, Jon Ding, Nick Koh and a few balls(futsal balls) trundled by. With great joy and exclamations of delight, Nick embraced Yuva.


So they ended up lunching in Subway. Here the gang split into pieces: Nick had no idea where Jay, Iqan, Yuva, Farhan, Scott, and Koh went, but he knew the balls, Liesl, Isaac, Ken, Schaun, Jon Ding, him and Jer were there at Subway.

It was then; the whole problem began.

It all started with Nick asking Jeremy about his sandwich preference, with Liesl wailing about getting her cookies.

"Which sandwich do you-"
"COOOKIE!"
"-like?"
"I always stick with Chicken-"
"COOOOOOOO~"
"...Teriyaki."
"Okay, the-"
"KIEEEE"
"SHUDDAP!"
"You don't like me?" Liesl starts crying.
"NO! I mean, yes, I do find you friendly, but you're a bit-"
"COOKIE!"

Then Jeremy suggested(insisted) on putting this sour thing(barbecue sauce) on my beautiful sandwich. That spoilt the sandwich.

Liesl kindly offered(forced) Nick to order a Pamilienindiehiuhed tea thing. Nick looked forward to a nice cup of tea, like a proper Englishman.

He had trouble opening the packet to get the tea bag out.

He made the unfortunate mistake of asking Ken to open it. Using supreme strength and a pointy stick, Ken managed to stab a hole through the packet.

He incidentally stabbed a hole through the tea bag, itself too. This made Nick very upset.

Somehow, Ken managed to convince Nick that these are actually tea leaves supposed to be dissolved in the hot water. Believing him, Nick let Ken pour the leaves into the hot water.

Looked like muck.

After Nick wallowed in his sorrow for a moment, he watched Ken drink the muck with fascination.

Revenge over, at least.

After awhile, Marcus came along. The band was complete, as Emily Chan needed to enlarge her two front teeth, and Zac got lost in the car park of Summit.

The Jam Went Smoothly, And Our First Single Was Decided.

Yeah, end of story.

P.s.: Some parts in the story were exaggerated. Do not believe them. However, the whole story during the incidents at Subway were true. Honest. No joke. Ask Ken.

Ciauz! =)

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